Thinking of starting a campaign

to market New York to L.A.'s wanna-be's, poseurs and dreamers so they'll go there instead.

Finding Out Who's Jewish One of Google's Most Popular Searches?

Try this:  in the Google search bar, start typing "is [insert celebrity of your choice]....." and more often than not it appears on the scroll down list of popular searches.

In honor of upcoming holiday family gatherings... I am considering creating a list for Loud Jews

Good Jews

  • Albert Einstein
  • George Soros
  • Norman Lear
  • Anne Frank
  • Elie Wiesel
  • Hillel the Elder
  • Jesus
  • My grandparents
  • Rabbi John Rosove
  • Rabbi Mordecai Finley

Bad Jews

  • Alan Greenspan
  • Bernie Madoff
  • Bugsy Siegel
  • Donald Sterling
  • Geraldo Rivera
  • Hyman Roth
  • Lawrence Summers
  • Lloyd Blankfein
  • Louis B. Mayer
  • Most of my cousins on my father's side
  • Paul Wolfowitz
  • Sheldon Adelson
  • Zvi & Emanuel Goffer

Not Jews

  • Andy Warhol
  • Donald Trump
  • Ethel & Fred Mertz
  • Glen Beck
  • Henry Paulson
  • J.P. Morgan
  • John D. Rockefeller
  • Keith Olbermann?
  • Megan Fox
  • Nellie Olson
  • Norman Jewison
  • Rachel Maddow
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Satan
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Steve Correll
  • Wilma & Fred Flintstone

Hot Jews

Nice Jews

  • Barbara Corcoran
  • Cindy Lauper
  • Dustin Hoffman
  • Ezekiel Emanuel
  • Kirk Douglas
  • Michael J. Fox
  • Paul Newman
  • Randy Newman
  • Sammy Davis, Jr.

Naughty Jews

  • Richard Simmons
  • Ari Emanuel

Embarrassing Jews

  • Joe Lieberman
  • Larry King
  • Lynda & Stew Resnick
  • Madonna
  • Most of the guys I work with
  • Rabbi Shmuley
  • Rick Neuheisel (not Jewish, but he's an embarrassment to Bruins and I have no where else to put him)

Scary Jews

  • Barry Diller
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Israelis
  • Michael Ovitz
  • Nikki Finke
  • Rahm Emanuel

Annoying Jews

  • Adam Sandler
  • Barbra Streisand
  • Billy Crystal
  • Elayne Boosler
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Long Island Jews
  • Michael Milken
  • Paul Shaffer
  • Rita Rudman
  • Sara Jessica Parker
  • Steven Speilberg
  • Timothy Geithner
  • Valley Jews

Fashionable Jews

  • Isaac Mizrahi
  • Kate Spade
  • Marc Jacobs
  • Marc Marmel
  • Nicole Miller
  • Ralph Lauren

Funny Jews

Unfunny Jews

  • Madeline Albright
  • Robert Reich
  • Paul Volcker
  • Rob Reiner
  • Ben Stiller
  • Elaine Boosler
  • Noam Chomsky

Pro Football Jews


Crazy Jews

  • David Lee Roth
  • Phil Spector
  • Sumner Redstone
  • Uzi Silber
  • William Shatner

Jews Who Make You Go Hmm

  • Joel Stein
  • Leonard Nimoy
  • Michael Chabon
  • Naomi Klein